Stardate, 9..0... 210... We've come across an alien life form unlike no other. It's properties characterize it as fugly and legibly inoperable. Not even fonts in the distant future are safe from craptacular design and idiocy. Beam this one back to the incinerator where it belongs.
Do not be afraid people. Do not adjust your screens. What you are seeing, is real. Just uppercase letters. That's it. Well, I guess at least the damage to our eyes will be minimal then right? It's kinda funny too, I keep thinking of those monkeys with the little red hats like Mr. Teeny in the Simpsons.
Pack your bags everyone, the world has ended, Keanu approves the font... Then again he is wearing sunglasses so hopefully he's looking elsewhere like a bright piece of gum that got stuck inbetween his fingernails. Let's hope the Terminator eliminates this monstrosity before Skynet plans to use it as their default font for all systematic technology.
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