Thursday, April 9, 2009

New York City

Wow, look at this piece of work. Seriously, if you presented this font to anyone who lived in New York, they would probably choke you to death and sell your organs to Katz's Deli because they make anything taste good. It's like New Years Eve when people just wear random crap on their head just to look ridiculously stupid.
I seriously don't know where to start. The fact alone that IMPACT was blatantly raped and thrown to the curb just disgusts me. Or maybe IMPACT deserved it, who knows. All I'm saying is, if you're going to throw random idiocy on letterforms, don't stop at the numbers! No symbols whatsoever, so disappointing! Couldn't we get Yankee stadium on top of the dollar sign? JFK airport over the quotation marks? Cmon man, put some effort into your rape-age!

Frank Sinatra wouldn't even offer a light to this font's cigarette. I'm sure he's up in heaven right now assembling the rat pack and descending to earth as poisonous girl scout cookies to eat out the insides of whomever designed this atrocity. In the end, don't mess with New York City! Unless it's the font, then you can do whatever I don't care.

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